The Court of Crusty Killings: A Captain Space Hardcore Adventure

A Man. A Name. An Adventure. At Least Two Zeppelins. A Fifth Thing.
This is the story of Captain Space Hardcore and his trusty manservant Ebeneezer Funkworthy, who find themselves tangled up in the Machiavellian power games of the Royal court of Aplubia: an alien culture who are as averse to breaded goods as they are to non-intrigue!

Thrown into the fight for succession and the deadly games of an unknown assassin, Hardcore and Funkworthy must tackle the twin worlds of Aplubia€s shadowy monarchy and the oppressed and revolting underclasses in an attempt to track down the dark forces before they strike again, with disastrous results.
Full of high octane fights, intrigue, scheming, sexy alien princesses and medium-speed zeppelin chases The Court of the Crusty Killings is your introduction to the world of Captain Space Hardcore.
Those with sensitive hearts may want to seek another book, and if you suffer from stress related medical conditions then you better get a less explosive read. For the rest of you intrepid adventurers, get ready to punch some royalty, fight some sharks and read an inappropriate amount of puns in €˜Captain Space Hardcore and the Court of the Crusty Killings€